Harland Media.

The Goblin Light has been Lit

As you are all well aware, summer is coming to a close. That means cold weather is on its way, and we are once again entering Goblin Season.

Fortunately, we have installed a Goblin Light to help guide us through these troubling times.

As you all know, goblin lights are an old but reliable technology used to alert us to the presence of goblins. Please familiarize yourself with the following statuses:

• 🟩 Green = No goblins here, pal
• 🟧 Orange = Goblins abound!
• 🟥 Red = There’s a goblin in the house!

The Goblin Light is visible site-wide in the footer of this website. Please remain aware of its current status at all times.

Should you encounter a goblin, the best course of action is to run for your own safety. Please leave all goblin-fighting activities to our fearless soldier, Grunch.

We wish Grunch luck and safety as we move forward into the unknown.

Godspeed.